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WAGIE waits at a cluttered desk one minute before the shift
THE ENDLESS SHIFT · 01ONE MINUTE
BEFORE THE SHIFT.

He was already tired.

THE WAGE CAGE OPENS07:00
EMPLOYEEWAGIESHIFT07:00—FOREVER

THE CLOCK MOVED.
WAGIE DID TOO.

WAGIE

/ˈweɪdʒi/ · internet slang

Wage slave. Payday in. Rent out.

WIKTIONARY: INTERNET SLANG FOR A WAGE SLAVE
WAGIE at the desk as paperwork and tasks accumulate
THE WAGE CAGE · 01THE LIST
NEVER ENDS.

Finish one. Get three more. Rent already called dibs.

DUE!
WAGIE trapped in an endless office meeting
THE ENDLESS SHIFT · 02THE
MEETING.

This could have been an email.

WAGIE remains at work as the office turns dark
THE WAGE CAGE · 03FIVE O'CLOCK
BECAME NINE.

Everyone left. The task stayed.

OT!
Bills take WAGIE's paycheck as soon as it arrives
THE ENDLESS SHIFT · 03PAYDAY
ARRIVED.

And immediately left.

WAGIE begins another workdayWORK
The paycheck disappears into billsPAY BILLS
THE CYCLEWORK.
PAY BILLS.
SLEEP.
REPEAT.

Same shift tomorrow.

THEN WAGIE FOUND THE GROUP CHAT.

THE WAGE CAGE
GOT A GROUP CHAT.

Nothing improved.

WAGIE breaks through the office and turns the shift into a meme
THE GROUP CHAT WAS OPEN.STILL WORKING.
STILL POSTING.Enter WAGIE ↓
WAGIE Pre-launch

FOR EVERYONE STILL ON THE CLOCK

STILL WORKING.
STILL POSTING.

Paid Friday. Broke Friday.

See WAGIE ↘ Launch status
TYPE
Memecoin
MASCOT
WAGIE
CONTRACT
Not live
EMPLOYEEWAGIE
The real WAGIE worker wearing the yellow W cap
STATUSSTILL WORKING
TIRED BUT STILL POSTING ✳ POSTING ON COMPANY TIME ✳ PAYDAY CAME AND WENT ✳ THE CLOCK NEVER STOPS ✳ TIRED BUT STILL POSTING ✳

01 / THE MASCOT

STILL
CLOCKED IN.

Yellow cap. Dead eyes. Another Monday.

02 / MEME MACHINE

MAKE A
SHIFTPOST.

STAYS IN YOUR BROWSER

Meme preview ready.

QUICK PRESETS

Nothing gets uploaded.

03 / THE MEME

ANOTHER DAY
AT WORK.

Nobody read the memo.

01THE FACE

Yellow cap. Same tired eyes.

02THE SHIFT

Longer than advertised.

03THE BOSS

Said it would be quick.

04THE CHAT

Where the real work happens.

05THE PAYCHECK

Gone before lunch.

06THE TOKEN

Robinhood Chain. Coming soon.

04 / THE WAGE CAGE

WORK.
BILLS.
SLEEP.
REPEAT.

WAGIE means wage slave. The paycheck lands. Rent takes it.

Commute. Inbox. Meeting. Overtime. Payday. Gone.

Same cage. Better memes.

05 / MEME FORMATS

TODAY'S
EXCUSES.

Pick one.

01MONDAY

The alarm wins again.

02THE INBOX

Marked urgent yesterday.

03THE MEETING

Camera must stay on.

04OVERTIME

Dinner got cold.

05PAYDAY

Paid Friday. Broke Friday.

06THE BREAKROOM

Everyone is hiding in the timeline.

06 / CREATOR FEES FOR HOLDERS

HOLD WAGIE.
EARN GME.

LIVE ON PONS · AUTOMATIC HOLDER PAYOUTS
01TRADE

WAGIE trades generate a 2% creator tax.

02FEE POT

Creator fees collect in GME through Pons.

03HOLDERS

The distributor pushes GME to holder wallets. Nothing to claim.

CREATOR TAX2%
HOLDER SHARE100%
PAID INGME
CLAIMNOT NEEDED

07 / HOLDER FEE LEDGER

EVERY FEE.
TO HOLDERS.

LIVE ON PONS

The 2% creator tax routes to WAGIE holders through the Pons fee distributor. Payouts are pushed directly to holder wallets in GME. There is no creator claim and nothing for holders to claim.

CREATOR TAX2%ON WAGIE TRADES
CREATOR FEE DESTINATIONHOLDERS100% OF CREATOR FEES
PAYOUT ASSETGMEPAIRED ASSET
CLAIM REQUIREDNOAUTO-PUSHED BY PONS
MARKETBONDING CURVE
PAIREDGME
DISTRIBUTORPONS

Recent activity

ON-CHAIN TRANSACTIONS
LIVE DATA IS PUBLISHED ON PONS.Creator-fee sweeps and holder payouts are tracked on the official WAGIE market page.

07 / LAUNCH STATUS

TOKEN
LIVE.

  1. 01
    WAGIEYellow cap. Clock face. Still tired.
    DONE
  2. 02
    STORY + MEME MAKERLive now
    DONE
  3. 03
    ROBINHOOD CHAIN · PONS LAUNCHUp next
    ACTIVE
  4. 04
    CA + MARKETWe post both after launch
    WAITING
WAGIE / LAUNCH TERMINAL PRE-LAUNCH
TOKEN
WAGIE
TICKER
$WAGIE
CHAIN
PENDING
CONTRACT
NOT DEPLOYED
SUPPLY
PENDING
TAX
PENDING
LIQUIDITY
PENDING
LAUNCH TYPE
COMMUNITY MEMECOIN
STATUS
PRE-LAUNCH
MARKET
PENDING
Buy $WAGIE ↗ Explorer ↗

THE SHIFT KEPT GOING.

SO DID
THE POSTING.